Unsent text message to Austin

I’m sorry I can’t say happy birthday, I wish I could but I hope you get the message from afar. - from New York

How naive you are, guess you’re a bit dickmatized, can’t blame ya there skin queen but that’ll fade too. He will stop giving it after a few years if that because he gets bored. Not only that he’s completely fluent in lies, it’s impressive and he really only cares about number one but you’ll see that.

Someday you’ll get…

You are embarrassing and so much older than me . I hate your personality. I don’t want to get to know you.

It's been four hours now since I've wandered through your place And when I sleep on your couch I feel very safe And when you bring the blankets I cover up my face I do love you I do love you And when you play guitar I listen to the strings buzz The metal vibrates underneath your fingers And when you crochet I feel…

You are 40 years old claiming nobody could possible understand you because you’re so deep and dark and mysterious. It’s completely transparent that you want me to chase you even though you constantly come back cause the truth is I don’t have the care to raise you.

Be a real man and own who you are. I don’t have time…

You genuinely suck. You can’t even send me a single song without some passive aggressive comment about how you think you’re better than me for your “deep and dark” taste I couldn’t possible understand. And all this coming from a ******* 40 year old dork