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My family members started looking at your profile recently, and told me out of the blue, "They got with a person who looks like you if they were fat and ugly." I understand they were probably just trying to cheer me up, even though I WAS FINE.
However, it had me lost deep in thought. Couldn't you just make that statement about anyone? Yeah, yeah. Everyone would like exactly look like Simon Cowell if they looked exactly like Simon Cowell.
Sounds like something I'd tell someone and they'd not laugh and their lack of reaction would make me chuckle at my own joke.
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