Unsent text message to Linda

Washing machine? Me? No babe, she was referring to you. You're kissing is just like the spin cycle. Circling your tongue repeatedly in her mouth. Wonder why we didn't kiss much? 🤔

I guess that's what you get for calling her a burrito 🤔😆😂🤣

Scanned through all of them to see if something weird was lurking. Just dogshit music taste. You’re either lurking or you aren’t. But if you are, send word through legal channels and give me back my kindle and my ornaments and the rest of my s***. Sheriffs, obviously, but let me remove all of us from your house PLEASE.

You Try to come back to me Not because you cared about me but you realized no other man cared about you the way I did that’s why when you tried to call me a couple of times I just watched it ring How dare you break me and try to return

I’m all set Goodbye

Why can't you tell the truth to me?

What kind of monster hides so easily?

I search your eyes for something real,

But all I find is what you conceal…

So i was just sitting here, eating some ice cream and some fell off the sppon and went in my flip flops. Then i realized this is your favorite ice cream, strawberry cheese cake. You used to eat all the graham cracker out of it tho. It made me mad but i didn't care bc i loved you yk. That was ny favorite part too…

You want to know the dirtiest fantasy I ever kept? Things I imagine of you, from which stratospheres I have lept...

I'll tell you.

I imagine being able to keep you, and call you \mine/... To hold you tightly, for whatever sort of eternity that may exist in this place, in time.