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Let me have your babies. We’re both hot as ****, our kids would be adorable, and you’d be an amazing father. You’re patient, kind, understanding, humble, strong, and genuinely one of the best men I’ve ever known. I want tiny little pieces of us running around. I want to see your smile on a little face and my attitude come back to haunt us both. Plus, my biological clock is over here ticking aggressively. Please, sir, let me have your children.
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