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Hey just a friendly reminder that the next time you're pretending to give a **** about someone don't come home excited to tell your friend about some guy's huge huge huuuuge ******* ****. And definitely don't do it while sitting right there like he doesn't exist. And if you slip up and do this incredibly stupid and disrespectful thing, , have some sort of meaningful apology ready. Because i can tell from experience, it ******* doesn't feel very good. It raises a lot of questions that you weren't willing to answer. So yah, just wanted to let you know. Good luck to you and go **** yourself.
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